What I leanred on my trip to Lake Powell, UT
Posted By Zero on July 23, 2010
This past weekend, I went along on a great bachelor party trip for Dan. I flew to Albuquerque on Thursday, then we got up and drove 8 hours to Lake Powell, UT. We camped on Friday night and then picked up a houseboat to spend two days out on the lake. It was a great time. It did not change my firm belief that camping sucks, but I am willing to do it if it enables other fun things. Here’s a list of the things I learned while on this trip:
There are only 2 kinds of signs along the mountain roads leading up to Lake Powell:
This one means “Warning Cows”
This one means “Road does crazy shit.”
If you are being pulled behind a power boat on a raft and you let go of the rope you will skip across the water approximately three times before you begin to sink.
If I sleep for only 2 hours and then swim and drink all day, when I fall asleep I will snore really loud. Nothing will stop this snoring, including being poked by a mop.
If you have to do a physics problem to determine if its safe to jump off of a rock, it’s not.
All houseboats come with a button on the control panel that will completed disable your engine. This button will be labeled something completely innocuous, like “trim up.”
The fridge in a houseboat is propane powered and works slightly less well than an ice chest.
If you soak the potatoes in soapy water, they will fire much further out of the cannon.
An inflatable dolphin can withstand many trips down the water slide but cannot hold up to a close range shot from a potato cannon
An inflatable sheep cannot handle even one trip down the water slide.
That’s all for a bit, Nikki and I head out for our vacation tomorrow. We’ll be cruising to Jamaica, Cayman Islands, and Cozumel! I’m sure I will learn a lot there too.

