Spam Spam Spam Spam

I get a LOT of spam email. Some of it is pretty darn funny too.....

1 Acre of Land on the Moon $29.99
(You astronauts stay off my land!)

A Larger Penis
(unnecessary , or so I'm told)

Two Famous Millionaire-Makers Want to Teach Me to be a Millionaire.
(I'm guessing by making money from suckers on the net.)

Larger Breasts (Also unnecessary)

Jewerly, Art, Moto-scooters, and Computers are available for only $1 on an "Ebay-like" Auction site. (Moto-Scooters?)

Prescription Drugs without a Prescritption
(now that doesn't even sound legal)

Hot Single Women are dying to meet me
(Well of course they are.....)

I can get 10,000 Ebooks for $50
(Who could read 10,000 books?)

I can lose weight by eating cheeseburgers, pizza and Chocolate shakes
(OH Come on now!)

A Patch that will make me lose weight.
(Yeah there are pills like that as well, they're called Speed.)

I can make $20,000 a year by donating by body to science.
(It scares me that someone might already be doing this.)