Stream of Consciousness Vacation

Day 1
Booze Confiscated
Board the ship
No luggage
Roam Around
Get Free Stuff
Have a Drink
Get punch card to get free stuff if I drink at all bars the ship
make it to 3
find new drinking buddy
Martinis
lots of new friends
fuzzy recolections here maybe some gambling
Day 2
Nice Beakfast
Gambling
Poolside
Putting Contest
Continue on quest for bar punchcard
poker
A whole lot of martinis
dance club
Day 3
Cozymel
2 coronas and a shot of tequila for $4
better yet $1 coronas with new Dallas Friends
ATV ADVENTURE

Okay short sotry here, I was the absolute LAST person to get an ATV. They didn't have any left and the guide says they are bringing more. All the while I'm waiting and everyone else is revving thier ATVs, these guys are working on an ATV over in the corner. All of a sudden they slap the engine back together start it up and say to me "Here ya go!" I am dubious of the ATVs ability to function, but it performs well enough, even if I had to pull start it a few times.

Meet cool people on ATV Adventure
3 from Ohio and one from Austin
14 Mile ATV trek over Rough rocks to private beach
Sea Kayak to Reef
Kayak Sinks
Swim the rest of the way and snorkel around the reef
Swim Back
Drive ATVs back 14 Miles
drink cheap yet strong margaritas
meet cool people from San Diego on walk back to ship
Formal dinner night
buy a tie
wear the tie with short-sleeve dress shirt
martinis
acquire the nickname "used car salesman"
witness karaoke
Day 4
Roatan Honduras
Scuba Diving
Classroom instruction
on-boat instruction
submerged in 4-foot of water instruction
completly fail to rescue dive-buddy with aux air
dive-buddy completly fails to rescue me with reserve air
get to scuba anyway
told that we should head back at 1000 PSI air
1200 PSI
1000 PSI
inform instructor
given the OK sign
500 psi
200 psi
stick my head above water to see that it is pouring down rain and i'm 8 ft from the dive boat
exit dive boat to dock
shop in slightly scary dirt town outside the cruise ship dock
Have dinner with cool Ohio Friends
Day 5
Belize City
Jungle River Cave Tubing
get up WAY to early
LONG Bus Ride
History of Belize
Nap
Hike to river
Get a tube
jump off the cliff
Tubing with Dallas and San Diego Friends
2 caves not many rapids
LONG bus ride back
nap
shopping and discover $1.50 belize beer
BELIKIN!
Drink 40 Belekin with the help of friends
return to ship
polish off 4 "helmets" of corona
gambling! (probably not the best idea)
Day 6
Cancun
Get up WAY to early AGAIN
Garaffon Reef Park with lots of new friends
Open Bar
Snorkeling
Relax in the Pool
Shopping
Obtain coolest tequila ever
More bar and pool
2 lobster dinners
Comedian and more hanging out with Friends
Day 6
Last Day on the Ship
Try to sleep in
Work Out
Blackjack tournament
Free drinks to tournament players
enter tournament 4 more times
Confiscated Liquor is returned
EVERYONE Drinks
see last show of the cruise
more karaoke
go to bed way to late to have to get up at 6 and clear customs

And there you have it.....whew